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Dinosaurs (1991)
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The Mighty Megalosaurus
The audio-animatronic antics of the Sinclair family begin with Earl recalling the day he asked for a raise and really laid an egg, only to find that Fran had done the same.
The Mating Dance
After Fran suffers a sleepless night, Earl volunteers to watch the kids for the weekend while Fran gets some much needed rest.
Hurling Day
Earl gleefully awaits "Hurling Day" when he'll have the ritual honor of heaving his mother-in-law into the tar pits, but Robbie thinks the tradition should be chucked.
High Noon
Earl's blood runs colder when a monstrous male who notices Fran in the supermarket challenges him to a fight to the death for her -- and everything else he holds dear.
The Howling
Robbie questions howling as a rite of passage, an act that puts bvest buddies Earl and Ray at odds with each other.
The Golden Child
Clawing into a second season, the Sinclair baby sprouts a golden horn, which looks like just one more thing Earl's going to be stuck with, until the Council of Elders informs him that the horn means that the baby is the prophesized King of the Dinosaurs.
Family Challenge
A cosmic calamity wrecks the Sinclairs' TV, which is fine by Fran, but Earl, hoping to win a new set, has the bright idea to have them appear on the game show "Family Challenge" to maybe win a new one.
I Never Ate for My Father
When Robbie flubs his initiation into the Young Males' Carnivore Association, Earl fears his son may be a weak link in the food chain -- he may be a herbivore.
Charlene Grows A Tail
Charlene gets a tail, which whips up strange feelings in Earl, whose little girl is no longer so little.
Endangered Species
Earl buys Fran two grapdelites, a rare delicacy that they'll dine on for their anniversary, until Robbie meets the goodies and they explain that they are the last two of their kind.
Employee of the Month
Earl thinks he's moving up the ladder as he and the family await a dinner with Richfield, while Robbie brings home a "pet" human, who's several evolutionary rungs below the Sinclairs.
When Food Goes Bad
Lurking in the Sinclair refrigerator are delectable creatures that go bad, very bad, while Charlene is watching the baby.
Career Opportunities
The "Job Wizard" dictates that Robbie's to be a tree pusher just like Earl -- who realizes his job isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Unmarried ... With Children
Monica gets Fran thinking about the state of her union with Earl, and she addresses the issue by considering not renewing their marriage license.
How to Pick Up Girls
Desperate for a date with a certain girl, Robbie turns to a streetwise contemporary named Spike, who offers primitive pointers on how to approach girls.
Switched At Birth
The yolk's on the Sinclairs, who have a grade-A mess on their hands when they learn that the baby might have been switched with another when the two were just eggs.
Refrigerator Day
The dinosaurs get a warm and fuzzy feeling as they celebrate the gift of cold storage, but what's a dinosaur (like Earl) to do when his fridge is repossessed?
What "Sexual Harris" Meant
Earl helps Fran's friend Monica get a job as a tree pusher, but she's no pushover when she's subjected to harassment by a predatory male who's the king of the double-entendre.
Fran Live
Fran gets a job on TV giving advice to dinosaurs with problems, giving Earl a problem in need of a solution: how to cope with a wife who works.
Power Erupts
A power struggle erupts between the Wesayso Corp. and Robbie after he invents a cheap, pollution-free way to generate energy as a project for the school science fair.
The Clip Show
A modern archaeologist documents the dinosaurs' way of life as it might have existed millions of years ago, but clips from previous episodes tell a different story.
A New Leaf
A wild plant has a weird effect on Robbie, Earl, Charlene and others -- it makes the dinosaurs dopey and happy, so very happy -- but to the exclusion of everything else.
The Last Temptation of Ethel
Earl thinks Ethyl has died, and he takes the opportunity to bury her. But to his chagrin, she's sent back from the great beyond with the lowdown on the afterlife.
Nuts To War (1)
The dinosaurs who walk on all fours encroach on the swamplands and the pistachip-nut supply of the "normal" dinosaurs...and that means war.
And The Winner Is...
Earl throws his hat into the ring as a candidate for Chief Elder, but he's liable to have his head handed to him by his opponent, B. P. Richfield.
Slave to Fashion
Charlene wants to make a fashion statement with a very expensive new coat, but the coat can speak for itself (really), and it leads her into a vain attempt to achieve status.
Leader of the Pack
When Robbie can't beat a gang of hoods (who keep beating him), he joins them, and they make him the leader of the pack after it's assumed he's eaten the old one.
WESAYSO Knows Best
Earl's a real company man -- in fact he might as well be married to it -- after Wesayso insists Roy replace Earl as the father of the Sinclairs, who are selected as Wesayso's spokesfamily.
Nature Calls
Fran makes potty training the baby Earl's business, but the baby escapes to the wilderness to do his business any way he wants.
Baby Talk
Earl does the dirty work of organizing a civic protest against the TV powers-that-be when the baby repeats (constantly) a dirty word that he hears on the tube.
Network Genius
Not only does Earl prove that any dinosaur can be a network programming honcho, he also proves he's a genius by scheduling shows like "The Test Pattern" and "The Happy Colors Show." Unfortunately, his shows make viewers stupid.
The Discovery
Earl hits a bad golf shot that sails off the edge of the known world and into a new one -- new, that is, to the dinosaurs.
Little Boy Boo
Robbie weaves a frightening tale for the Baby about Robbie turning into a caveman monster, which proves a little too hairy for the little guy.
Germ Warfare
An infection makes the Baby very ill, but not as sick as the price of the Baby's medicine makes Earl.
Hungry for Love
Robbie dates Richfield's daughter, whose gluttonous reputation gives Robbie food for thought: he may be her next meal.
License to Parent
Earl believes he's a fine father figure, but parental guidance -- in the form of a menancing member of the Parent Patrol -- suggests otherwise when Earl's license to parent is revoked.
Charlene's Flat World
When Charlene's class is assigned to think of an original idea, her world-is-round theory falls flat, and she's tried for heresy.
Wilderness Weekend
The males, including Earl, Robbie, and the Baby, go into the wilderness to rediscover their "reptiles within," while back home the girls warm their cold blood with the boys' beer.
The Son Also Rises
Robbie challenges Earl's role as the Sinclairs' supreme male, but he's not up to the challenges that go with the responsibility. In fact, he finds the role to be a supreme pain.
Getting to Know You
Feeling misunderstood, Charlene joins another family as part of a student-exchange program, leaving the Sinclairs with an insufferable little squawker in her place.
Green Card
When the government blames its poor economy on four-legged dinosaurs and enacts anti-four-legged laws. Roy marries the outlawed Monica so that she can stay in the country.
Out of the Frying Pan
Knocking the daylights out of Earl with a frying pan makes the baby a star on commercials, puts Fran into show-biz orbit, and leaves Earl marooned as a big lump of nothing.
Steroids to Heaven
Robbie feels he's stuck with a wimpy body that's atrophied his social life, and he decides to pump himself up with "thornoids."
Honey, I Miss the Kids
Feeling a need to have a job outside the home, Fran goes to work at a halfway house for amphibians, leaving Earl to take over the household day shift and look after the kids.
Swamp Music
Robbie crosses over to the swamps and gets sold on the mannals' "swamp music," but they're liable to be sold out in a dinosaur record deal, which Robbie orchestrated.
Dirty Dancin'
When overwhelming urges to do the mating dance arise in Robbie, Earl prefers not to discuss it, but Fran waltzes into Robbie's classroom to educate the kids about it.
If I Were a Tree
Ethyl tells the baby a tall tale about Earl's soul trading places with the soul of a tree he's about to push over.
We Are Not Alone
Robbie poses as a space alien and orders Earl to get involved in cleaning up Earth, never imagining that he would quit his job to launch an environmental crusade.
Charlene and Her Amazing Humans
Charlene grabs the attention of her family and other audiences with her amazing performing humans.
The Clip Show II
An infomercial for a home course in how to become a paleontologist is supplemented by clips from previous episodes.
Earl, Don't Be a Hero
Earl assumes the powers of a superhero and intends to put them to good use, but he's powerless before the Wesayso Corp., to which he's contractually bound to use his might.
The Greatest Story Ever Sold
Fundamental questions about the meaning of existence plague the population, so the Elders dictate a belief system called "Potatoism," which Robbie thinks is just plain nuts.
Driving Miss Ethyl
Earl muyst drive Ethyl to her high school reunion, and the kids drive Fran crazy when she tries to get them to pose for a family portrait.
Earl's Big Jackpot
A workplace injury ends up costing Earl his job -- but it pays off big for him in court.
Terrible Twos
Fran and Earl face an untimely extinction when the baby enters his "terrible twos" and becomes a little devil.
Changing Nature
Efforts to solve an escalating environmental crisis put the dinosaurs on the road to doomsday.
Scent of a Reptile
Charlene finds she's becoming a woman as she's developed her female scent from a bump on her neck. She hears that Earl married Fran because her scent was that of a new car. Charlene lucks out on finding any boy wanting to be with her because her scent is so vile, every boy avoids her, except the school janitor, who wishes to marry her. Charlene is anxious to change her scent by any means neccesary to get out of marrying, for which she gets help from Ethyl.
Earl and Pearl
Earl steams up when his sister Pearl, who only comes around once in 15 years, shows up to see the Baby. She's a country folk singer and invites Robbie and Charlene to the Bunkin' Bronto to hear her sing, Earl forbids it, but they go anyway. Down there, Roy meets Pearl and falls head over heels for her, but Earl forbids him to be in love with her, claiming she walked out on the whole family. Pearl explains to the kids when their father died, Earl dropped out of school to become a tree pusher and support their mother, and she packed up and left to pursue a singing career, and a rodeo clown named Buttons, and Earl never forgave her for walking out. Roy starts to see more of Earl in Pearl when he tries to kiss her and walks out, Pearl invites the whole family down to the Bunkin' Bronto for one last performance, and asks her baby brother to come up on stage for a duet that explains her apology.
Life in the Faust Lane
Earl makes a deal with the "devil" (which is a wierd inconsistency in the show) after watching a late night show, "Lifestyles of Those We Envy".
Variations on a Theme Park
After research shows too many exhausted dinosaurs are dying from overwork, vacation is invented. Richfield opens WeSaySoland for the employees, while Fran has her heart set on a swampland adventure. Earl shows the baby a brochure of WeSaySoLand, leading to days of protesting against the swamplands. And when they finally give into WeSaySoLand, they arrive on a 14-day package, leaving them held hostage in a theme park that's only half constructed. After a plot to escape after dark fails, Fran shows the family with a lack of other fancy things to do, they can do things as a family.
Working Girl
Charlene looks for a job when Earl refuses to give her the money she needs for a summer trip. Charlene just happens to be in the right place, and finally lands a job... as Earl's boss!
Into the Woods
When Baby's constant whining gets to be too much for the Sinclair household to put up with, Earl decides it's time to continue a male dinosaur tradition. The father takes the infant son out into the woods, and sets him on a flat stone, and leaves him, then the baby is to learn to do for himself and make his way back home. Unfortunately after Earl, with the help of Robbie and Roy, put Baby on the stone and leave, they end up in a tar pit, which leaves them sinking helplessly while the baby is clueless as to what to do. Finding an elderly dinosaur who is seeking his now grown son he left in the woods, the Baby comes to the rescue just as the boys are about to completely sink in the tar. They find out the elder is searching for his son "Roy" who never made it home. Roy says that his father left him out there and he never found him, so he sees this as a sign to help the man find his son. As they leave, Robbie asks Earl, "Do you think they'll figure it out?" to which he responds, "figure what out?"
Georgie Must Die
After weeks and weeks of Georgie, Georgie, GEORGIE! Earl snaps and destroys one of Baby's tapes. To make up for it, Earl promises to get the Baby a Georgie hug. When Earl inadvertently realizes he sounds like Georgie, he makes a costume and pretends to be Georgie for the Baby... and ends up in jail?!