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Only Fools and Horses (1981)
Big Brother
After flogging one legged turkeys from the back of a three wheeled van, Del's confident at last he's onto a winner with Trigger's consignment of Old English vinyl briefcases. How can his brother Rodney even think of abandoning the high flying world of trading for a real job
Go West Young Man
Rodney's depressed. His mate Mickey Pearce has moved in on his bird - Monica of the fat thighs - and life isn't exactly a social whirl. Del has the solution - they'll all be millionaires in a year - cue his smooth friend Boycie and a very dodgy deal...
Cash and Curry
Del's swooping in on a deal of a lifetime - it could keep them in Pilau rice forever. All he has to do is get hold of a poxy statue... Trouble is, he hasn't reckoned on a touch of gang warfare...
The Second Time Around
Del's rekindled passion with an old flame Pauline and it looks like wedding bells are in the air again. Rodney's not so thrilled after what happenned to her first two husbands...
A Slow Bus to Chingford
Del has a dream: The Trotter corporate skyscraper, rising majestically against the Peckham skyline. It's time for the latest moneymaking scam, Trotter's Ethnic Tours...
The Russians Are Coming
The threat of Nuclear war looms over Peckham. What will become of the Nag's Head if the Russians attack? One things guaranteed, the Trotters will be sitting pretty in their DIY shelter...
The Long Legs of the Law
Streuth! Rodders besmirching the good reputation of the Trotter family by dating a policewoman...
Ashes to Ashes
Del's busy selling Trig's gran's genuine antique urns. Trouble is, one of them is Trig's Grandad's last resting place!
A Losing Streak
Del and Boycie are set to play the biggest poker game Peckham's ever seen... But what exactly has Boycie got up his sleeve?
No Greater Love...
Rodney's got himself a bird at last! Unfortunately she's no spring chicken and her jailbird husband is about to be released...
The Yellow Peril
Del's got a job painting a Chinese restaurant - but is he wise to get some help from Rodney 'Leonardo' Trotter?
It Never Rains...
The Trotter family holiday is underway when Grandad runs into a bit of trouble with the Spanish Police.
A Touch of Glass
Del introduces the Dresden-collecting aristocracy to some North Korean porcelain and his chandelier-cleaning service.
Homesick
Del Boy uses Rodney's election as chairman of the local tenants' association to plot a move to ground floor accommodation.
Healthy Competition
Rodney breaks up the Trotter partnership to go it alone - with Micky Pierce! Does Micky's trip to the Costas mean that the duo are opening a Spanish branch already?
Friday the 14th
The Trotters visit Devon for a weekend's fishing but get involved with an escaped 'psycho' from the local mental hospital.
Yesterday Never Comes
Delboy falls for posh tart Miranda, when she comes to view a 'Queen Anne Cabinet' - but Miranda is more interested in the painting that the boys' Gran lifted from her art dealer employer.
May the Force Be with You
D.I. Slater is on the track of a stolen microwave oven & Delboy is in the frame.
Wanted
Rodney is on the run after he is accused of being the 'Peckham Pouncer' - but where is that fragrant smell, wafting through the ventilation ducts of Nelson Mandela House, coming from?
Who's a Pretty Boy?
Delboy arranges for Rodney & Grandad to redecorate Denzil & Corrinnes' flat. What is Corrinne going to say when she finds out that her canary is brown bread?
Happy Returns
Rodney's in love with Debbie from the newsagents. Could this mean the end of his dirty magazine fetish? Trouble is she's only 19 and 19 1/2 years ago Del was pretty friendly with her mum...
Strained Relations
After Grandad's funeral, Delboy & Rodney are surprised to find that his brother, Uncle Albert, has moved in with them - bringing his nautical nightmares.
Hole in One
The Trotters are potless so Uncle Albert comes to the rescue by having an 'accident' with the open cellar door of the Nag's Head.
It's Only Rock and Roll
Rodney is the drumless drummer in Mental Micky's band, 'A Bunch Of Wallies'. Delboy takes on the job of manager, getting them an abortive St Paddy's night gig at The Shamrock Club.
Sleeping Dogs Lie
Del's on to a great money making scheme - looking after Boycie and Marlene's new puppy Dukie for a steal at £60 a week. Should be a doddle - a bit of the old Pedigree Chum and they should be away. Then Dukie falls victim to Salmonella poisoning...
Watching the Girls Go By
Del set's Rodney up with a date but when she gets to the do at the Nag's Head she makes Rodney wish he hadn't.
As One Door Closes
When Delboy's hooky 'louvry' door deal, financed with Denzil's redundancy money, falls through, the boys attempt to repay him by catching a rare butterfly.
From Prussia with Love
When a German damsel turns up in the Nag's Head she's definately in distress - and nine months pregnant at that. Rodney's all beer and sympathy but Del's got an idea - could this be the answer to Boycie and Marlene's dreams of a child and a golden opportunity to make a few bob along the way?
The Miracle of Peckham
Delboy gets religion when the Madonna at the local church is seen to shed tears. But why does she only cry when it's raining and where did that lead in Del's garage come from?
The Longest Night
A burglar makes a daring raid on the local supermarket just as Del and family are out buying their weekly French stick. What's worse - Del sold him a duff watch down the local market...
Tea for Three
Del's tampered with the sunbed controls and Rodney's seeing red -literally! His face is done to a turn. He'll hardly wow Trigger's niece, Lisa, with his handsome good looks now, which leaves the way pretty clear for Del himself. But revenge should certainly be sweet when he volunteers Del for a spot of hang-gliding..
Video Nasty
Rodney gets a grant from the local college to make a film,but first he must come up with a viable screenplay. Del trying to help gets him a second hand typewriter, and also suggests a story line of A Rhino Loose in the City'. To make matters worse, the director Mickey Pierce fed up with waiting for Rodney to write the story, starts making porn films, with his girlfriend, only for Rodney to end up starring in one.
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
Delboy gets the chance to make a new start in Australia - fronting Jumbo Mill's used car business.
Yuppy Love
'80's fever is spreading fast! Del boy's on the up and into the exciting world of red braces and yuppy sorts. Armed with his filofax and briefcase he's ready to take on the city - well Peckham anyway. Meanwhile Rodney's on the pull, with a classy new bird called Cassandra. Wonder what she'll think of Nelson Mandela House...
Danger UXD
Just faking a signature on a delivery note means that Del can take possession of 50 dolls for absolutely nothing. The only problem is that "Lusty Linda" and "Erotic Estelle" are not exactly what he had in mind and would seem more appropriate to Dirty Barry's dubious trade rather than the local toyshop...
Chain Gang
It's the deal of a lifetime! Faced with the opportunity of buying 250 18 carat gold chains from retired jeweller, Arnie, Del can't resist. Hastily a multi-million dollar business consortium is formed - well, Mike from the Nag's Head, Trig, Boycie, Uncle Albert and a reluctant Rodney, anyway. Everythin's pretty cushdie until Arnie's taken ill just as the deal is about to be sealed and Del is left feeling that all that glitters...
The Unlucky Winner Is...
Rodney's won a holiday for three in the Mediterranean courtesy of Del and the Megaflakes drawing competition. The only snag is he's got to pretend he's fourteen years old all week. Should be a doddle - all he's got to do is keep his head down. Then the skateboarding and breakdancing competitions begin...
Sickness & Wealth
While excruciating stomach cramps and a constant diet of health salts might drive some people to visit the doctor, not our Del! Oh no, he's only suffering from that scourge of all yuppies, PMA- Positive Mental Attitude! So, it's going to require some nifty plotting by Rodney and Uncle Albert to get Del to visit the dreaded "D" word!
Little Problems
With his diploma in Computer Science, new job in Casandra's father's firm and impending marriage, Rodney's certainly on the up. Del's even promised to take care of his share of the flat deposit. Only problem is, Del's gone and got himself into a bit of bother over some hooky mobile phones with the less than understanding Driscoll brothers and unless he comes up with 2,000 Pounds pretty sharpish they're going to take care of him... Rodney and Cassandra are married and when he returns home from honeymoon Del Boy gives him some good advice.
The Sky's the Limit
What can Albert and Del do about Rodney leaving Cassandra and moving back in. Alan suggests that Rodney pick her up when she arrives back from her week in Spain. However chaos at Gatwick means that the evening that Rodney planned doesn't happen. Could there be some connection with Del's purchase of a satellite dish?
The Chance of a Lunchtime
Raquel has an audition for a play and Del has volunteered to help her rehearse. Rodney and Cassandra meet for supper both thinking that the other made the first move. Things seem to be going well before Rodney gets tangled up with Trudy. Del tells Albert and Rodney that he sees two people when he looks at Raquel. Either Raguel's pregnant or Del's drunk!
Stage Fright
With Raquel pregnant, Del "Yuppie" Trotter's plan to achieve millionaire status must move up a gear. So the chance to supply the cabaret at the Starlight Rooms for old 'friend' Eric to the tune of 600 quid is too good to miss. With Raquel dusting of her vocal chords in the kitchen and Trig's mate Tony Angelino, the singing dustman, waiting in the wings, everything's sorted. Until Del discovers exactly who the real owner of the club is and the extent of Tony's vocal range...
The Class of '62
A class of '62 reunion in the Nag's Head signals Roy Slater's return to Civvy Street after years in the 'Nick'. But why has the crooked ex-copper decided to come back to Peckham when he is universally loathed? Just as Trig, Del, Boycie and Denzil begin to believe that he really has changed for the better, Del discovers the real reason for his return...
He Ain't Heavy, He's My Uncle
After a night at the Nag's Head Uncle Albert comes home beaten up and tells tales of two, three or was in four muggers. But something isn't right and he runs away from home. Finally Del Boy and Rodney realise where to find him.
Three Men, a Woman and a Baby
Del's about to become a father but even that can't cheer Rodney up. The Polar Cap is melting, the rain forest is dying, the sea is being poisoned, and he hasn't had "a bit" for months. Maybe one of Del's new Ponytail wigs could enhance his image in Cassandra's eyes...
Heroes and Villains
When Del and Rodney go to a party dressed up as Batman and Robin they happen to save a local counsellor from being mugged Rachel goes to meet her parents and discovers that she is pregnant.
Modern Men
Rodney applies for a job advertised in the local paper, unaware that Del had put the advert in. Cassandra has a miscarriage and loses their baby.
Time on Our Hands
Del and Rodney finally hit the big time when Rachel's father who is an antique dealer finds a watch in Del's garage and it is sold for a fortune.
Selection Box
Raquel's parents are coming to lunch so Del pulls out all the stops and makes a delicious looking meal - what could go wrong? Nothing until Uncle Albert mixes up the coffee granules and the gravy granules, with hilarious results! Raquel's father, being an antique expert, takes an interest in an old dirty watch that Del found in his garage. To his amazement, it is the last one in the country that was made by a certain company - they decide to put it up for auction. In a hilarious scene, we saw the Trotters get ecstatically excited when the watch fetched £10,000 and beyond excited as the watch fetched £6,000,000!!! They had finally acheived their dream - to be millionaires!
If They Could See Us Now...!
It's been five years since we last saw the Trotters. When we last saw them, they were millionaires following the sale of a priceless antique watch. This time, we see Del and Rodney explaining their state of affairs to an unknown man - it turns out that they had invested all their money and had fallen victim to a stock market crash! We later discover that the unknown man is a barrister in a court where they are being declared bankrupt. Where are they living now? Why Nelson Mandela House of course because their large houses had to be sold to pay debts! We see Del going on a gameshow called 'Goldrush' where he answers a question worth £100,000, with Rodney's help, and gets it wrong! - later the producer telephones to tell Del that the answer he gave was in fact correct and that he can re-appear on the show with £50,000 in his 'bank'. Thinking it was one of Mickey Peirce's pranks though, Del tells them to give it all to charity! Also in this episode, we learned sadly that Uncle Albert had died and that Mike, landlord of The Nag's Head, is in jail for deforging the brewery!
Strangers on the Shore
Del and Rodney go to france for uncle alberts navy crew reunion, they break the sad news that albert has died and they hold a party for albert. del and rodney stock up on french booze and ferry back to peckham, however when they open the back door of their van for the booze, they recieve a nasty surprse, an illegal immagrant!
Sleepless in Peckham
The episode opens with Delboy, Rodney and Boycie in jail in France for kidnapping the 'illegal immigrant'. Of course,they can't call UK, so they can't use up their one and only call. They're all about to be kicked out of Nelson Mandela House of course, Delboy and Rodney are nowhere near get the 50 grand. And, of course, to make matters worse, Cassandra decides to go into labor.