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20.01.18
Plakát k filmu Scissors (1991).

Informace o filmu

ID YPI
Typ záznamu Film
Žánry horror, thriller
Země USA
Jazyky en
Délka 105 min
Externí odkazy imdb , omdb
Plakát pro epizodu Pilot.
S01E01

Pilot

Jay's family tries to function despite the age difference between himself and his wife. Claire's family tries to punish their son and watch over her daughter and her new boyfriend. Mitchell tries to hide the fact that he and his partner Cameron have adopted a daughter in Vietnam from his family until Cameron invites Mitchell's family without consulting him (which is revealed to be the other two families).

Plakát pro epizodu The Bicycle Thief.
S01E02

The Bicycle Thief

Jay tries to show his stepson he can be a good father; Phil tries to teach his son a lesson by stealing his bike, but gets in trouble when he discovers he got the wrong bike; and Cameron and Mitchell put Lily in Day Care Center and try to act straight.

Plakát pro epizodu Come Fly With Me.
S01E03

Come Fly With Me

Phil pushes Jay to go out with him and fly his new model plane. While Manny takes time out to play with Luke, Gloria accompanies Alex in shopping for a dress. Mitchell and Cameron goes shopping at Costco, but Mitchell feels that he is too good to shop there. Later on, Manny ends up having a heart-to-heart talk with his sister Claire.

Plakát pro epizodu The Incident.
S01E04

The Incident

Mitchell and Claire's mother visit the family months after she embarrassed Jay in front of his family on his wedding day. Phil and Claire try to judge whether Haley's boyfriend is acceptable to take her to a concert or not. Mitchell goes to his father's house to tell him that they are inviting his ex-wife to a party, but doesn't tell Gloria. At the reunion, Gloria and Jay's ex-wife begin to fight, but Haley's boyfriend stops them.

Plakát pro epizodu Coal Digger.
S01E05

Coal Digger

The whole family is invited to Jay and Gloria's for a barbecue and football. However an earlier incident at school between Manny and Luke makes things very awkward for Gloria and Claire, and then things escalate when a not-so-flattering label is uttered.

Plakát pro epizodu Run For Your Wife.
S01E06

Run For Your Wife

It's the first day back at school for the kids and, at the Dunphy house, Phil oversteps when he misreads how Claire is coping with an empty nest. Over at Jay's, he and Gloria are in disagreement over Manny's interesting choice of outfit for his first day of class, and Mitchell and Cameron freak out after Lily gets her first bump on the head.

Plakát pro epizodu En Garde.
S01E07

En Garde

The whole family comes out to support Manny's newfound interest - fencing. It turns out he's quite masterful in the sport, but Jay's proud enthusiasm triggers an old childhood wound for Mitchell. Meanwhile Phil is determined to find where Luke's hidden talents lie.

Plakát pro epizodu Great Expectations.
S01E08

Great Expectations

With a history of giving bad gifts, Claire is determined to surprise Phil with an amazing anniversary present: a private performance by one of their favorite musicians, Izzy LaFontaine (Edward Norton). However, it turns out to be unexpected in more ways than one. Meanwhile, Mitchell and Cameron call up their former friend and reputed party girl, Sal (Elizabeth Banks), for a long overdue night out on the town and Jay hosts a party for the children of all three families.

Plakát pro epizodu Fizbo.
S01E09

Fizbo

Nothing is too big when Phil and Claire decide to throw Luke the biggest and best birthday party a boy could ever want, but when Cameron shows up as Fizbo the Clown, it sets off a chain of events that ends with someone in the hospital.

Plakát pro epizodu Undeck The Halls.
S01E10

Undeck The Halls

Claire and Phil threaten to take away Christmas when the kids get in trouble; Cameron and Mitchell take Lily to get her first picture with Santa.

Plakát pro epizodu Up All Night.
S01E11

Up All Night

Gloria is less than pleased with Jay's reaction to the arrival of Javier, Manny's infamously unreliable dad. Meanwhile, Phil is suffering from kidney stones and his dramatics leave Claire no other choice but to call for the hot firemen to rush him to the hospital, and Mitchell and Cameron have a harder time than Lily as they attempt to sleep train her.

Plakát pro epizodu Not In My House.
S01E12

Not In My House

When Claire finds a dirty picture on the computer and assumes it's Luke's doing, a guilty Phil doesn't necessarily correct her.

Plakát pro epizodu Fifteen Percent.
S01E13

Fifteen Percent

Mitchell plants the seed in Jay's head that he thinks one of Jay's old buddies, Shorty, might be secretly gay. Jay doesn't believe it for a second... except for all the questionable signs he now keeps noticing. Meanwhile Gloria gives Manny's date a makeover and Claire faces off with Phil's universal remote.

Plakát pro epizodu Moon Landing.
S01E14

Moon Landing

Claire feels slightly inadequate when her old friend, Valerie (guest star Minnie Driver), visits and is nothing like Claire remembered. Meanwhile Jay has an unsettling locker room moment when he and Cameron go play racquetball, and Mitchell tries to help Gloria with some legal problems.

Plakát pro epizodu My Funky Valentine.
S01E15

My Funky Valentine

Claire and Phil spice things up on Valentine's Day. Mitchell and Cameron help Manny with a bully. Jay and Gloria go to a comedy show.

Plakát pro epizodu Fears.
S01E16

Fears

Phil and Luke go into crawlspace under the house, Hayley takes her drivers test, Manny tries to get over his fear of roller coasters and Lily says "Mommy" which upsets Cameron and Mitchell.

Plakát pro epizodu Truth Be Told.
S01E17

Truth Be Told

Phil reconnects with an old high school girlfriend through Facebook and invites her over to the house, but things don't go as well as expected. Jay will stop at nothing to cover up his tracks when he accidentally kills Manny's pet turtle, and Mitchell, who feels extremely overworked, finally confronts his boss.

Plakát pro epizodu Starry Night.
S01E18

Starry Night

Jay and Mitchell go on their traditional father-and-son outing to see the meteor showers, but Mitchell is upset when he finds out that Manny will be joining them. Cameron and Gloria spend some quality time together, with some minor incidents, while Phil and Claire both take on one of their child's school projects.

Plakát pro epizodu Game Changer.
S01E19

Game Changer

It's Phil's birthday and there's a new product he wants coming out at the same time. Meanwhile, Mitchell decides to toughen up and Cameron talks to a neighbor about marital problems, but he gets too involved with the neighbor's stories.

Plakát pro epizodu Benched.
S01E20

Benched

During an intense basketball game, Luke and Manny's coach quits, which leads to Jay and Phil stepping in to help out. Jay sets up Mitchell with an interview for a new job. Claire and Gloria bond over having had their children reveal they embarrass them.

Plakát pro epizodu Travels With Scout.
S01E21

Travels With Scout

Phil's father shows up for a visit with an RV and a dog, making Claire believe that he is hiding a more serious reason for coming. Meanwhile, Cameron fills in as a drummer for Dylan's band, and Jay takes Manny to a horror movie that traumatizes him.

Plakát pro epizodu Airport 2010.
S01E22

Airport 2010

Gloria surprises Jay with a trip to Hawaii for his birthday, but he isn't pleased to find out that the entire family is tagging along. When everyone arrives at the airport, chaos ensues with forgotten identification, breaches of security, and flying phobias.

Plakát pro epizodu Hawaii.
S01E23

Hawaii

Jay's plans to do nothing but relax on vacation are interrupted by an unwelcome reality check. Meanwhile, Phil tries to make the trip romantic for Claire, Mitchell and Cameron disagree on whether they should go sight-seeing, and the kids get themselves into trouble.

Plakát pro epizodu Family Portrait.
S01E24

Family Portrait

Claire makes an effort to take a new family portrait, but everybody is too busy to cooperate: Gloria and Manny go with Phil and Alex to a Lakers game and share an awkward moment on the jumbotron, Cameron gets a job as a wedding singer while Mitchell takes care of Lily and a stray pigeon, and Luke interviews Jay for a school project.

Plakát pro epizodu The Old Wagon.
S02E01

The Old Wagon

Claire finally convinces Phil that it's time to get rid of their old station wagon, and it prompts everybody to take a trip down memory lane. Meanwhile, Mitchell decides to build Lily a life-size princess castle and Manny invites a cute girl over to study, which doesn't sit well with Gloria.

Plakát pro epizodu The Kiss.
S02E02

The Kiss

When she finds out that Alex is interested in a boy, Claire becomes over-protective, while Haley tries to give her sister advice. Meanwhile, Gloria begins to cook more traditional Colombian food in honor of her late grandmother, which is received in jest by Jay, and Mitchell reveals his aversion to PDA.

Plakát pro epizodu Earthquake.
S02E03

Earthquake

After an earthquake hits the town, Claire gets stuck with the plumber in the bathroom. Meanwhile, when going out with Jay, Manny experiences an existential crisis. Also, Mitchell and Cameron use the quake to get out of a party that is being thrown by their friend.

Plakát pro epizodu Strangers on a Treadmill.
S02E04

Strangers on a Treadmill

Claire tries to stop Phil from giving an unfunny speech and embarrassing himself at a Realtors' banquet, while Mitchell tries to convince Cameron to change his wardrobe. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria go to a quinceañera hosted by one of his employees, and Haley gives Alex advice on how to be cool.

Plakát pro epizodu Unplugged.
S02E05

Unplugged

In an attempt to reconnect the family, Phil and Claire challenge them to see who can abstain from using their electronic devices the longest. Meanwhile, Mitchell and Cameron attempt to get Lily into the best pre-school, and Gloria deals with the neighbor's barking dog.

Plakát pro epizodu Halloween.
S02E06

Halloween

Claire, in her love for Halloween, makes the house look spooky for the trick or treaters. She wants to give each family member a role to play, but many problems come up to prevent it. Cameron hates Halloween because of a traumatic childhood experience, Mitchell had a bad day at work, and Gloria is acting weird because Jay and Manny teased her accent.

Plakát pro epizodu Chirp.
S02E07

Chirp

Claire and Haley are both stuck home sick, and begin to bond. Phil deals with a chirping smoke detector, Gloria and Manny surprise Jay at work, and Cameron takes Lily to shoot a commercial behind Mitchell's back.

Plakát pro epizodu Manny Get Your Gun.
S02E08

Manny Get Your Gun

It's Manny's birthday and the family is gathering at a restaurant to celebrate, though Manny himself is depressed about getting older. Phil and Claire decide to engage in a not-so-friendly car race on the way to the restaurant, and Mitch and Cam get sidetracked when they stop at the mall to pick up a gift.

Plakát pro epizodu Mother Tucker.
S02E09

Mother Tucker

Mitchell tries to tell Cameron's mother that he feels uncomfortable around her. Meanwhile, Haley, much to Claire's delight, breaks up with Dylan, but Phil still keeps in contact with him, and Jay's harmless stomach ache gets worse after Manny looks it up on the Internet.

Plakát pro epizodu Dance Dance Revelation.
S02E10

Dance Dance Revelation

A School dance is coming up and it will be a first for Luke and Manny. But, Jay and Phil think this is a big deal and it turns into an eventful day at the mall. Claire tells Gloria she doesn't need her help with planning the dance with the parents' dance committee. Cam and Mitchell are surprised when Lily doesn't seem to be making friends on the playground.

Plakát pro epizodu Slow Down Your Neighbors.
S02E11

Slow Down Your Neighbors

Claire tries to stop a neighbor who speeds around the neighborhood, while Phil deals with a difficult client. Mitchell and Cameron meet a charming neighbor, and Jay teaches Manny how to ride a bike.

Plakát pro epizodu Our Children, Ourselves.
S02E12

Our Children, Ourselves

Phil and Claire pressure Alex to ease back on her school work, but begin to worry about their own intellectual drives. Meanwhile, Jay tries to nip in the bud a burgeoning friendship with a boring couple he and Gloria met on vacation, and Mitchell runs into an old female flame.

Plakát pro epizodu Caught in the Act.
S02E13

Caught in the Act

It's Phil and Claire's anniversary, and when the kids go to surprise them with breakfast in bed, they get a surprise of their own. Jay and Gloria's plans for a Vegas vacation are ruined because of a brutally honest email accidentally sent to Claire, and Mitchell and Cam try to get into a new restaurant owned by a mom at Lily's preschool.

Plakát pro epizodu Bixby's Back.
S02E14

Bixby's Back

Claire and Phil decide to reprise their role-playing adventure from last year's Valentine's Day. Meanwhile, Jay's surprise plans for Gloria keeps getting interrupted, and a secret admirer comes between Cameron and Mitchell.

Plakát pro epizodu Princess Party.
S02E15

Princess Party

Claire and Mitchell's mother comes to Lily's princess-themed birthday party with Claire's ex-boyfriend.

Plakát pro epizodu Regrets Only.
S02E16

Regrets Only

After Phil and Claire have a huge argument, which Phil knows nothing about, Gloria counsels Phil and Jay deals with Claire. Meanwhile, Cameron is working diligently on a fundraiser and enlists the help of Mitchell and Luke, and Jay buys Gloria a karaoke machine.

Plakát pro epizodu Two Monkeys and a Panda.
S02E17

Two Monkeys and a Panda

Claire tries to restore order between Haley and Alex, while Phil sneaks out for a day at a spa. Meanwhile, Cameron decides to write a book.

Plakát pro epizodu Boys' Night.
S02E18

Boys' Night

Luke becomes friends with a curmudgeon old neighbor, which does not please Phil and Claire. Meanwhile, Gloria and Manny try to get Jay to join them at the symphony, but in an attempt to avoid the concert, he instead goes with Mitchell and Cameron on their "boys' night out", and Haley babysits for Lily.

Plakát pro epizodu The Musical Man.
S02E19

The Musical Man

Cameron takes control of the spring musical at Luke and Manny's school, while Jay's brother pays him and visit, and Phil tries to get the family to be in his new real estate advertisement.

Plakát pro epizodu Someone to Watch Over Lily.
S02E20

Someone to Watch Over Lily

Mitchell and Cam try to pick a legal guardian for Lily should anything happen to them, thus secretly observing their family's parenting skills in the process.

Plakát pro epizodu Mother's Day.
S02E21

Mother's Day

Gloria and Claire spend some quality time with their kids by taking them on a hike on Mother's Day. Meanwhile, Phil catches Jay in a moment of weakness.

Plakát pro epizodu Good Cop Bad Dog.
S02E22

Good Cop Bad Dog

Phil and Claire decide to switch parenting roles for a day, while Jay gives entrepreneur advice to a friend opening a dog training business, and Cameron comes down with the flu on the night of a Lady Gaga concert.

Plakát pro epizodu See You Next Fall.
S02E23

See You Next Fall

The family prepares for Alex's middle-school graduation, including Jay trying to conceal a cosmetic-procedure mishap, Claire is on edge and Phil antagonizes her, and Mitchell makes jokes at Cameron's expense.

Plakát pro epizodu The One That Got Away.
S02E24

The One That Got Away

The entire family scrambles to plan a big party for Jay's birthday, and in the process Phil runs into his college nemesis and Cam gets into trouble at a bakery.

Plakát pro epizodu Dude Ranch.
S03E01

Dude Ranch

The families head to Wyoming for some outdoor adventures.

Plakát pro epizodu When Good Kids Go Bad.
S03E02

When Good Kids Go Bad

Mitch and Cam plan to announce that they want to adopt another baby, but realize that Lily might not want another baby in the house.

Plakát pro epizodu  Phil on Wire.
S03E03

Phil on Wire

Plakát pro epizodu Door to Door.
S03E04

Door to Door

Plakát pro epizodu Hit and Run.
S03E05

Hit and Run

Plakát pro epizodu Go Bullfrogs!.
S03E06

Go Bullfrogs!

Plakát pro epizodu Treehouse.
S03E07

Treehouse

Plakát pro epizodu After the Fire.
S03E08

After the Fire

Plakát pro epizodu Punkin Chunkin.
S03E09

Punkin Chunkin

Plakát pro epizodu  Express Christmas.
S03E10

Express Christmas

Plakát pro epizodu Lifetime Supply.
S03E11

Lifetime Supply

Plakát pro epizodu  Little Bo Bleep.
S03E13

Little Bo Bleep

Plakát pro epizodu Me? Jealous?.
S03E14

Me? Jealous?

Plakát pro epizodu Aunt Mommy.
S03E15

Aunt Mommy

Plakát pro epizodu Guns and Dolls.
S03E16

Guns and Dolls

Plakát pro epizodu Send Out the Clowns.
S03E18

Send Out the Clowns

Plakát pro epizodu Election Day.
S03E19

Election Day

Plakát pro epizodu The Last Walt.
S03E20

The Last Walt

Plakát pro epizodu Planes, Trains and Cars.
S03E21

Planes, Trains and Cars

Plakát pro epizodu Disneyland.
S03E22

Disneyland

Plakát pro epizodu Tableau Vivant.
S03E23

Tableau Vivant

Plakát pro epizodu Baby on Board.
S03E24

Baby on Board

Plakát pro epizodu Bringing Up Baby.
S04E01

Bringing Up Baby

Plakát pro epizodu The Butler's Escape.
S04E04

The Butler's Escape

Plakát pro epizodu Open House of Horrors.
S04E05

Open House of Horrors

Plakát pro epizodu Yard Sale.
S04E06

Yard Sale

Plakát pro epizodu Mistery Date.
S04E08

Mistery Date

Plakát pro epizodu When a Tree Falls.
S04E09

When a Tree Falls

Plakát pro epizodu Diamond in the Rough.
S04E10

Diamond in the Rough

Plakát pro epizodu New Year's Eve.
S04E11

New Year's Eve

Plakát pro epizodu Party Crasher.
S04E12

Party Crasher

Plakát pro epizodu Fulgencio.
S04E13

Fulgencio

Plakát pro epizodu A Slight at the Opera.
S04E14

A Slight at the Opera

Plakát pro epizodu Heart Broken.
S04E15

Heart Broken

Plakát pro epizodu Bad Hair Day.
S04E16

Bad Hair Day

Plakát pro epizodu The Wow Factor.
S04E18

The Wow Factor

Plakát pro epizodu The Future Dunphys.
S04E19

The Future Dunphys

Plakát pro epizodu Flip Flop.
S04E20

Flip Flop

Plakát pro epizodu Games People Play.
S04E23

Games People Play

Plakát pro epizodu Goodnight Gracie.
S04E24

Goodnight Gracie

Plakát pro epizodu Suddenly, Last Summer.
S05E01

Suddenly, Last Summer

Plakát pro epizodu First Days.
S05E02

First Days

Plakát pro epizodu Larry's Wife.
S05E03

Larry's Wife

Plakát pro epizodu Farm Strong.
S05E04

Farm Strong

Plakát pro epizodu The Late Show.
S05E05

The Late Show

Plakát pro epizodu A Fair to Remember.
S05E07

A Fair to Remember

Plakát pro epizodu ClosetCon '13.
S05E08

ClosetCon '13

Plakát pro epizodu The Big Game.
S05E09

The Big Game

Plakát pro epizodu The Old Man & the Tree.
S05E10

The Old Man & the Tree

Plakát pro epizodu And One to Grow On.
S05E11

And One to Grow On

Plakát pro epizodu Under Pressure.
S05E12

Under Pressure

Plakát pro epizodu The Long Honeymoon.
S06E01

The Long Honeymoon

Plakát pro epizodu Summer Lovin'.
S07E01

Summer Lovin'

Plakát pro epizodu A Tale of Three Cities.
S08E01

A Tale of Three Cities

Plakát pro epizodu A Stereotypical Day.
S08E02

A Stereotypical Day

Plakát pro epizodu Blindsided.
S08E03

Blindsided

Plakát pro epizodu Weathering Heights.
S08E04

Weathering Heights

Plakát pro epizodu Halloween 4: The Revenge of Rod Skyhook.
S08E05

Halloween 4: The Revenge of Rod Skyhook

Plakát pro epizodu Thanksgiving Jamboree.
S08E07

Thanksgiving Jamboree

Plakát pro epizodu The Alliance.
S08E08

The Alliance

Plakát pro epizodu Snow Ball.
S08E09

Snow Ball

Plakát pro epizodu Ringmaster Keifth.
S08E10

Ringmaster Keifth

Plakát pro epizodu Sarge & Pea.
S08E11

Sarge & Pea

Plakát pro epizodu Do You Believe in Magic.
S08E12

Do You Believe in Magic

Plakát pro epizodu Do It Yourself.
S08E13

Do It Yourself

Plakát pro epizodu Heavy Is the Head.
S08E14

Heavy Is the Head

Plakát pro epizodu Finding Fizbo.
S08E15

Finding Fizbo

Plakát pro epizodu Basketball.
S08E16

Basketball

Plakát pro epizodu Pig Moon Rising.
S08E17

Pig Moon Rising

Plakát pro epizodu Five Minutes.
S08E18

Five Minutes

Plakát pro epizodu Frank's Wedding.
S08E19

Frank's Wedding

Plakát pro epizodu All Things Being Equal.
S08E20

All Things Being Equal

Plakát pro epizodu Alone Time.
S08E21

Alone Time

Plakát pro epizodu The Graduates.
S08E22

The Graduates

Plakát pro epizodu Lake Life.
S09E01

Lake Life

Plakát pro epizodu The Long Goodbye.
S09E02

The Long Goodbye

Plakát pro epizodu Catch of the Day.
S09E03

Catch of the Day

Plakát pro epizodu Sex, Lies & Kickball.
S09E04

Sex, Lies & Kickball

Plakát pro epizodu It's the Great Pumpkin, Phil Dunphy.
S09E05

It's the Great Pumpkin, Phil Dunphy

Plakát pro epizodu Ten Years Later.
S09E06

Ten Years Later

Plakát pro epizodu Winner Winner Turkey Dinner.
S09E07

Winner Winner Turkey Dinner

Plakát pro epizodu Brushes with Celebrity.
S09E08

Brushes with Celebrity