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Rules of Engagement (2007)
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Pilot
Married couple Jeff and Audrey have just learned their next door neighbor, Jennifer, has become engaged to her boyfriend, Adam. But when Jeff tries to give Adam advice, he develops doubt about the impending engagement. Meanwhile, Jennifer fixes up Adam's best friend, Russell, because she believes the right woman could change his habit of being a serial dater. Meanwhile, Jeff inadvertently starts a fight between Audrey and himself about an old bicycle.
The Birthday Deal
When it's time to plan a party for Jeff's birthday, everyone gets involved. But Audrey is spending a little too much time on planning the party, which makes Jeff unhappy. Although Jeff won't reveal what he usually gets in the annual birthday deal, Adam brings up the subject with Jennifer and is then worried when Jennifer not only agrees to give him a birthday deal, but announces she wants to get one in return. Meanwhile, Russell is obsessed with trying to figure out what Jeff's birthday present really is.
Young and the Restless
Audrey bets Jeff that he can't get a phone number from a younger woman and gives him a night without his wedding ring to try. Jennifer is mad at Adam because their bed was bought with his ex. Later, Adam feels the same, except that Jennifer, talking about her exs, said "ALL of them". Meanwhile, Russell has a new date, but he lies about his age big time!
Game On
Audrey gets a promotion, but when she tells Jeff, he doesn't seem excited about it, because one of "his" teams lost. Jeff invites her to another game to make things right. Meanwhile, Adam buys a new videogame, and he and Russell can't stop playing it, until Jennifer discuss with Adam about him spending a lot on stuff for himself.
Kids
Jennifer and Adam plan a romantic weekend. Jeff and Audrey look into having children. While Russell runs into an older woman from his past, Constance and decides that he want to show her his physical prowess.
Hard Day's Night
Jeff is in trouble. He doesn't knows how to tell Audrey that he got "excited" while Jennifer was giving him a massage for thanking him for helping her move her couch. Now, Jeff must face Audrey.
Jeff's Wooby
Audrey is scared by Jeff's constant reminiscing about each t-shirt's significance. After a little while, she starts to wonder if his best times in life may have come before her. Meanwhile, Russell thinks he's got the perfect girl when she keeps making sexy comments but he thinks differently when he realizes she's not doing it on purpose.
Flirting With Disaster
Jeff's snoring has gotten out of hand. Audrey, who isn't able to sleep anymore, decides that she and Jeff should sleep in separate bedrooms. While this could seems like a bad situation for some, other like Jeff see the good side of it. Jeff takes advantage of his new found freedom by staying up too late and living like a college student.
Audrey's Sister
With Audrey's sister, Barbara, having problems in her marriage, the only thing she doesn't need is a man who would trick her to try and get her to sleep with him. But, sadly, in Audrey's life there is a man just like this. During this episode, Russell will try everything to get a one night stand with Audrey's sister.
Mr. Fix It
Jeff finds himself in trouble when he tries to fix an issue Audrey is having with one of their neighbours. On the other hand, Jennifer and Adam realise that sex tapes is something that "amateurs" shouldn't try, and understand that imagination is often better than pictures.
Guy Code
Audrey invites a woman she knows from work, Katy, and her husband, Ray, over for dinner. At first, Jeff is concerned that Ray is just going to be another "tool," but his opinion quickly changes when he finds out how cool he is. When the girls decide to watch TV, Ray suggests that he and Jeff go down to a sports bar to check out a game. However, instead of a sports bar, Ray takes Jeff to a strip club, where Ray proceeds to overindulge with the ladies.
Bag Ladies
Jeff wants to spice up his sex life with Audrey. Russell has a new girl he is dating and knows nothing about. Jennifer buys Adam a present that causes him a lot of embarrassment with the guys.
Old School Jeff
Audrey is disappointed that Jeff wants to skip her boss's wedding to watch a boxing match with Adam, but allows it and decides to take Jennifer along as her plus one. When Jeff seizes this opportunity to go on an "old school" night out with the guys, Audrey takes Adam aside and warns him of Jeff's erratic nature when drinking heavily. She describes the various stages that Jeff will go through, and is adamant that Jeff not get to stage six, where he always does something that gets him into real trouble.
Engagement Party
Jennifer and Adam decide to let Audrey give them an Engagement party so they can get new items for their home. Only things get much more complicated when Jeff finds out. Barbara returns to town with news that could make Russell very happy.
Fix Ups & Downs
Audrey and Jennifer decide to do some match making, yet the effects hit closer to home when Adam and Jeff get involved. Russell runs into a woman in Adam and Jeff's building and decides he is in love with her. He spends a lot of time hanging around the building trying to run into her again.
A Visit From Fay
When Adam’s mother comes for a visit, Jennifer is in for the surprise of her life. She learns things about her soon to be mother in law that concerns her. Jeff and Audrey must find other ways to entertain themselves when the satellite goes out and they have nothing to watch on TV.
Time Share
Adam and Jennifer agree to go away with Jeff and Audrey even though they must sit through a timeshare sales pitch in order to get a deal on the trip. However, the weekend takes a turn when Adam and Jennifer learn the real reason they were invited.
Jen At Work
Adam and Jennifer realize that living and working together don't always mix when he hires her to freelance for his company. Meanwhile, Jeff discovers his virility has increased after Jennifer gives Audrey and him a fertility idol.
Optimal Male
With his life insurance physical exam only a few days away, Jeff struggles to lose weight to be eligible for the "optimal male" category of fitness. Meanwhile, Jennifer is jealous after Adam bumps into an ex-girlfriend.
Russell's Father's Son
Russell's father, who is also his boss, comes to New York to shoot a new promotional video for his real estate company. Russell tries to win his father's approval by putting on a show, and it seems to work, as his father sends him to check out some property he’s thinking about developing. However, his father only sent him to get him out of the office, so he could use Adam as his son in the video. Meanwhile, Adam and Jen ask to share Jeff and Audrey's bathroom for a week after the water in their apartment had to be turned off. Jeff and Audrey agree but almost immediately come to regret it.
Buyer's Remorse
When Adam and Jennifer find out the owner of their rented apartment is interested in selling, they consider buying it. Jeff and Audrey offer to write a letter of recommendation to the co-op board, but before they can deliver it, Jeff has an unfortunate run in with the president of the board’s son. Meanwhile, Russell deals with a former lover he scorned and who now works at the diner.
Pimp My Bride
Russell hesitantly agrees to host a photo shoot for Audrey's magazine at his immaculate apartment in hopes of getting to hang out with models. Meanwhile, Jeff and Jennifer set out to get Audrey the perfect birthday present but end up getting something Jeff has always wanted. Adam and Jennifer finally set a wedding date.